PM rules out tax hike

….Prime Minister Tony Abbott has ruled out raising taxes to fund Australia’s participation in the coalition against IS militants in Iraq and Syria.

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….The clarification comes after comments made by Treasurer Joe Hockey last week suggesting new  budget cuts would have to be made to pay for Australia’s annual $500 million AUD military involvement and $630 million AUD expansion of Australian security agencies.

….Despite the PM’s assurances, concern is still bubbling in the community. Head of the Australian Thesaurus Association (ATA) Verr Bosse told Robolenin.com that the PM had his work ahead of him in ruling out synonyms for the word tax.

….“The PM said that there won’t be a tax hike,” Bosse said, in an exclusive interview. “But he didn’t rule out many of the wonderful synonyms for tax such as, contribution, cost, duty, expense, levy, price, rate, tariff, dues, excise, imposition, impost, obligation, tithe, toll, or tribute.”

….“This is a government which believes in lower taxes, not higher taxes,” the Prime Minister said, referring to his government’s policy of cutting public services instead of marginally increasing tax rates for high income earners.

….The government has belayed concerns about a possible rising cost in Iraq by unveiling its new military carpooling system.

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Soldiers drill carpooling techniques

….“The new military carpooling system will ensure that even if our involvement in the region escalates, we will never ever exceed annual expenditure of $500 million AUD,” a military spokesperson said.

….Meanwhile, Robolenin.com correspondents entrenched in Bill Shorten’s house have reported that the opposition leader has been losing sleep of late.

….Seemingly regretful of the opposition’s complete compliance with government policy, Shorten now wakes several times a night.

(Photocredit/Leon) Taken 3A.M. Shorten residence.
(Photocredit/Leon T) Taken 3A.M. Shorten residence.

….“This death and deficit government,” Shorten reportedly mumbles, shackled within the cold prison of his own making.

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“Fuck that would poll well… ‘Death and deficit,’ shit.”

2 thoughts on “PM rules out tax hike”

  1. Australians are actually 30th out of the 34 OECD countries in terms of tax-GDP.

    A tax increase probably wouldn’t go amiss. Better that extra tax money be collected rather than pulled out of our current services don’t you think?

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